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A Lost Scene from Semi-Transparent Lad #23
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Writer's Note: Do to some mishandling by to be unnamed parties of Semi-Transparent Lad # 23: a scene was not presented with that Issue. This Scene was needed to be presented with that Issue because it would not work anywhere else. Issue #24 happens days later & having this scene shoehorned in would have made for poor reading.

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Somewhere in Goth Haven, a non descript building that no one ever really notice. But then that must of been why Baron Zemo choose it. Currently, the acting head of the FMRC & one of the world's best geneticists were walking down a darkened corridor with in said building.

"Oh great." The diabolical Dr. Moo said.

"What?" Ruben Holcomb asked.

"I just stepped on something."

"So?"

"It felt like a button."

"Well, then take your foot off it & let's see what it goes to."

"No!" Dr. Moo yelled. "I know enough about creepy hideouts that belong to German War Criminals to know that when you step on a button it's pretty much guarantee that you just stepped on a booby trap trigger."

"That's true or it could just be a trigger for something else."

"Like what? Zemo's Cotton Candy machine?"

"It might be. Very few people know what the Baron did during his private time."

"Ruben?"

"Yes?"

"Was that your attempt at defusing the situation? Because if it was, it didn't help."

They stood there in the dark for a moment or two, then Holcomb asked "Well, we could stand here for the rest of time or you could move your foot."

"You promise nothing is going to happen."

"Scouts honor." Holcomb said so she moved her foot.

Second later, gears started to move. As they did, two metal towers just a few feet before them started to power up. They sizzled with electricity. Once the towers were fully charged, a white bright light shot forth from both of them & when they hit each other an image could start to be seen. It's was the purple shrouded face of the Baron.

"Wow." Holcomb said a bit awed at the sight.

Then, over a series of speaker the voice of Zemo spoke.

"Hält! Wer herausfordert Schrittfuß im secert Labor von Baron Zemo? Sprechen Sie Ihren Namen jetzt oder stehen Sie den Folgen gegenüber!"

"What?" Miss Waltz said.

The Voice repeated the same thing again.

"It's German." Holcomb as the voice repeated the phrase.

"What's he saying?"

"I am Ruben Holcomb & this is Diao Waltz." Holcomb said loudly.

"Sehr gut" the voice replied & the towers powered down.

"Zemo knew who we were?" Dr. Moo said as she & Holcomb walked on.

"No. Don't be dense. The Projection only wanted us to identify ourself."

"Ok. What happens next?"

"I'm not exactly sure but I assume we walk through that doorway." Holcomb said as a door opened up in between the towers. There was a bright light coming from the other side.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Ok. But I've seen enough Movies to know we might get fried if we do."

"Possibly." Holcomb said as he walked over to one of the towers. He punched his fist into one of the Tower & pulled out a series of sparking wires. "But, I don't think it will be doing that anymore."

"Very Well." Miss Waltz said as she walked forward.

The two of them were now in your typical Arch Villain Laboratory circa 1942.

"It's a bit dusty but I think It will work." Holcomb said as he pushed aside some cobwebs.

He then turned to the Miss Waltz & said. "I trust you have the samples."

"Yes." She said as she pulled out a set of test tubes, each labeled with what was inside.

"Good. Let's proceed."

"Ok." Miss Waltz said as she approached an ominous machine in front of her. "Let's hope what the good Baron said this machine did it actually does because I'm tired of cleaning up after Clone decomposition every other day."

"Yes. They have ruined many a good suit."

"Well boo hoo, I've had to burn some of my clothes because they wouldn't stop smelling like Haberdasher."

"Bozeman?"

"Yeah."

"He always did have a strong scent to him but our Impossibilityium infused member definitely has a quite a musk to him."

"Given who's his donor that doesn't surprise me." Miss Waltz said with with an evil smile on her face.

They both laughed an evil laugh.

Shortly there after Miss Waltz loaded in the samples to the machine then turned it on.

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TO BE CONTINUED........


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FOOTNOTE:

A Link to Semi-Transparent Lad #23.


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